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Would love to hear about any funny encounters you've had, strange or funny or highly enjoyable? 
 

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1434661 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 08:25PM

@Rustiqe plaisir

I was referring to the brief nature of the 'romances', not the particular details of the dalliance 🙈


Rustiqe plaisir - 18 Feb, 2021 - 08:14PM

@Mary Contrary
Oh dear, they come only once !


1434661 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 07:17PM

@Rustiqe plaisir

Not anymore. Now I insist the guy pays for the first time and I'll pay the next time as I seem to meet many Mayflies 🙄

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Rustiqe plaisir - 18 Feb, 2021 - 07:04PM

Mary Contrary-
A lady who pays for the hotel, food and adventure thingy place.
Perfect woman, ideal date. 😂

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ExoticOrchid - 18 Feb, 2021 - 06:50PM

FineBanker - 06:03

Wow! 😲


908210 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 06:03PM

Arranged a meet with a woman I'd been chatting to on here for a while.. her pics were attractive despite being slightly older which i quite like anyway.
Arrived at the pub to find someone looking a bit like her only to realise it was her but she'd understated her age by at least 20 years.

I stayed to be polite and actually got on ok with her... so much so that she asked me back to hers.. i was quite horny so accepted but was surprised when she then called her husband and told him to vacate so she could shag me!

Anyway we went back and had some fun but i think she realised it wasn't going to be a long term thing


1436596 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 02:32PM

I have also had the lovely experience of meeting a man who looked nothing like his pictures in terms of age. I would have said about 15 yrs plus and he claimed to be younger than me! I however I politely stayed and chatted for a while and can only describe his mannerisms as a dirty old man. After informing him that he wasn't my type at all, he then became rude and stated I had wasted his time! Me wasting his time??

One other instance was a man I was seeing for a while. I travelled over to his area due to his work commitments the following morning. Night was going great until he became unwell and took himself off to A&E (nothing to do with me, may I add) So there is me stuck in this hotel room, miles away from home on my own. Didn't really here much from him after that but he's still alive.

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DorsetLass89 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 12:54PM

I LOVE these stories! Very entertaining.

If I had to choose the strangest would be turning up to a coffee date to find out the guy was possibly 10 years older (I’m being polite) than his profile and picture on here suggested. Being young and naive at the time, I politely sat through the date but now looking back wish I had addressed it.

The best first date was just coffee at a local drive thru Starbucks, I was so nervous and really fancied him. He accidentally spilt coffee on his white shirt but he was so chilled out about it and we did have a laugh afterwards. We then went to my car for a bit more privacy and had a frank discussion about what we were both looking for, happy to say the date ended with a kiss and he was a perfect gentleman. We’ve seen each other since and I’m hoping we will again when the world is a little less crazy! ☺️

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Wild & Free - 18 Feb, 2021 - 11:54AM

I went on a date with a man from here once where we ended up having to take his cat to the vet!

We'd rescheduled a few times so neither of us wanted to reschedule again. May sound a bit nuts for a first date but it was actually brilliant. We went on to see each other for awhile after that! Praise be the pussy ;'D

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Classycougar - 18 Feb, 2021 - 11:10AM

First date....drinks/dinner....getting on well....when we left the pub he suggested going somewhere quiet ‘for a bit of a cuddle’....he had the lovliest Geordie accenr!
Parked in a country lane.... and we’re literally just kissing and cuddling...no clothes had been removed, when a police car pulls up.
Woman PC approaches the car and tells me to make sure i’m decent before her male colleague approaches!
They wanted ID from each f us and checked out his car.... giving him a notice to produce his MOT cos conputer sd he didn’t have one!!
When they left i realised we were parked ipposite a massive electricity station....they orobably thiught we were terrirists!!!😳
Never say him again!!🤣🤣

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