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Paula99 - 20 Sep, 2022 - 03:41PM

Purple D..

Did he have matching hi viz 👖 😁

Purple dreamer - 20 Sep, 2022 - 03:31PM

bright yellow high vis not the sexiest item

1527088 - 20 Sep, 2022 - 03:24PM

@ Imperfect

Absolute gold ! I can’t stop laughing

Paula99 - 07 Sep, 2022 - 06:56PM

Sheila...

I wasn't a member of the Saly army but I did go to Sunday school ....the priest was older than God's dog..🤣😂

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Paula99 - 07 Sep, 2022 - 05:45PM

Imperfect....

I couldn't stop laughing ...Nana Royal in her nighty which generated 12 000 volts...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1540704 - 07 Sep, 2022 - 11:25AM

@Le Grand Fromage

She was actually very well presented beneath the electric fence & rachet straps. I had no complaints in that department.

1540704 - 07 Sep, 2022 - 11:15AM

@leggysheila

Who knew the Sally Army was such a den of vice? If only the church made more of that in their publicity, I may have given it a bit more of a chance as a hormonal teenager

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Mad World - 07 Sep, 2022 - 09:39AM

@Imperfect

I am crying 😂😂😂😂😂

I thought being met with what can only be described as a ‘rain forest’ once was bad - like you though I ploughed on undeterred (literally to some degree) - but yours def trumps that.

Good darts that man

🕺 🎯

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1540704 - 07 Sep, 2022 - 09:30AM

It wasn't a first date but we'd spent a lot of time texting following a succesful restaurant date where she'd described her love of lingerie & what she was going to wear for me & I'd described in detail how I was going to undress her.

I arrived at her house to find her wearing what I can only describe as a granny dress, a shapeless brown, floral, nylon garment, one that Nana Royle would have been proud of. Undeterred, we eventually retired to the bedroom where I peeled the offending garment over her head & was almost thrown backwards across the room by the 12,000 volts it generated. The sexy lingerie she had described turned out to be beige control pants & a non-descript bra.

It wasn't the clothing that made me call it off or the intense eye contact during sex but the way she widened her eyes & raised her eyebrows in time to every thrust. That literally put me off my stroke.

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leggysheila - 07 Sep, 2022 - 07:46AM

Paula99
There was two captains who had me and my friend they did us several times and for two older guys they were pretty good xx