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1588157 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 02:32PM

EO.......oh well im afraid the only other candidate i have in yr age range is melinda..... you may have to feed her copious quantities of drugs and alcohol

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1588157 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 02:24PM

P911.... well i was hoping to improve my breast stroke...but i doubt i wud be able to keep my water wings inflated for that long...and everything wud shrivel up in the cold water

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1588499 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 02:22PM

Bb# - 02:02PM

🤣 You're a wally! C'm 'ere... 😘

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1588157 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 02:15PM

EO ....thumbs thro her rolladex (its 1970 ...no laptops)

EO ....ah yes this yoing lady would be an ideal match for you if you like women who are dominant LG is her name...

P911.... ooooh yes i love a strong mined woman do go on.

EO.......oh well when she is angry she is keen and shrewd, and though she be but little, she is fierce.

P911...... oh golly gosh ! she sounds perfect , when can i meet her?

EO........ah ive just noticed that she lives several hindred miles away in shetland......are you a good swimmer?

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1408586 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 02:02PM

😂😂😂 P911. I’d say more ‘tolerated’ than snapped up!!!

Alas I only had forum 🥰 for quixotic but he’s left me 💔 after declaring he only has forum eyes for another…

Dramatic sigh 🎭

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1588157 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 01:48PM

P911 .....enters the office and appraoces desk at which EO is sat...

Eo ...Good morning sir can i help you?

P911... ooooh i certainly hope so madam...... in looking for a tryst.....im brokenhearted as becky has been snapped up.

EO......well you are in luck i have any number of desireable ladies registered

P911.....I dont want much, just to worship at their feet!

EO........oooh im sure they all have better bits than that

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1575239 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 01:41PM

It would be nice to get the odd message to make me cringe ! Send so many hopefully nice messages and then nothing .I always reply even to the dreaded VKs

1588157 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 01:32PM

The Wit to Woo

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Paula99 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 01:23PM

Quicksie…

I think she has got a sense of humour 😂

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1588499 - 30 Mar, 2023 - 12:37PM

P911 - Oh this is good! Where are the writers here? Sean Cannery in the lead role. Who will be our leading lady? (Not EO, there would be too much sexual tension on set.)