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1588157 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 12:04AM

NINW

AH YES, a white silky cat suit, blue platform boots (that will make you 7ft tall ).and a red tea cosy on yr head ...that will come in particularly handy for keeping the pot warm..

I think I should bring a wooden box to stand on in case there is a chance of a snog at the end of the evening.

P911 little dennis waterman

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Naughty in NW - 20 Sep, 2023 - 08:55PM

Petruchio911

Christ, you have really got my interest now with your choice of outfit and said accessory. Massive turn on. I need to lie down in a dark room to recover.

Sadly I don't have a blue crimplene dress. Very remiss of me. I do however have an exact replica of the outfit that Agneta (the blonde one) from ABBA wore in 1974 when they won Eurovision. It's in pristine condition! Will that do?

I'll be carrying some Swedish meatballs on one of those classy disposable serving trays for you to munch on. No chance of mistaken identity.

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Runner6969 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 12:31PM

Normally meet for a coffee/drink. Assuming things progress, it would be a hotel day room for me - assuming we're both already partnered (and not to each other). Lovely surroundings, discreet and safe. If she's single, or ENM/hotwife/stag & vixen relationship, then happy to go back to her place.

1588157 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 10:19AM

I should of course said dessert mot desert....doh

P911 beau geste

1588157 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 12:05AM

NINW

How will we recognise each other?
Tell you what...i shall wear my hair slicked back with Brylcreme...a neatly trimmed moutache and a blue smoking jacket and yellow trousers ( think the keyboard player in the 70s band Sparks).....i shall also be carrying a pineapple.......just in case you fancy desert after the chips cheese and gravy.

Do you have a blue crimplene dress...if not we may be able to pick one up at Age Concern whilst we are out.

P911 Ron Mael

1588157 - 19 Sep, 2023 - 11:33PM

NINW

bye eck lass its a bloody shame that Wigan Casino has been bulldozed as we could have had an all nighter.

In the absence of NORI bricks i find that a stale pork pie serves as an effective weapon.

Back in 1984 during the miners strike we used to throw them at the police as a substitute for petrol bombs

P911 steak bake

Naughty in NW - 19 Sep, 2023 - 11:21PM

Petruchio911

Oh wow. Yes pleeeaase. Never had such a tantalising offer before. I will take this opportunity to donate my aunty Vera's tap dancing shoes and uncle Melvin's Cuban heels. He was a short arse sadly but remained optimistic until he met Gladys on a blind date and she unfortunately knocked him out with her handbag as she didn't see him. He never regained consciousness. In her defence it was standard procedure to carry three bricks in your handbag on a night out in Wigan in those days. Survival of the fittest and all that.

Could we please also pop into a charity shop to donate my neighbour's commode. She would hate for it to be wasted.

Then, share a portion of chips and gravy and a lukewarm shandy?

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1588157 - 19 Sep, 2023 - 10:39PM

Enigma et al

The problem with these sites is that they are London centric and the north starts at tottenham court road

Maybe we should declare UDI and organise a northern drinks do.

P911

1588157 - 19 Sep, 2023 - 10:32PM

NINW

Mwah mwah

If you are free i could meet you near the shoe recycling bins at Asda Colne on Fiday evening

P911 sole mate

Naughty in NW - 19 Sep, 2023 - 09:37PM

Petruchio911

You are incorrigible.......but please don't change! 😋

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