Comments (72)

1331250 - 31 May, 2024 - 07:40PM

Not so much profile but if their response says “Share pics? Let’s see if you tickle my fancy”. 😑

FluffyClouds - 31 May, 2024 - 04:23PM

And the ultimate cringe...

Men pouting on their pics (You look ridiculous)

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FluffyClouds - 31 May, 2024 - 04:06PM

I'm new to this (too much hand wringing)

I don't want to rock the boat (corny phrase)

I'm not looking for drama (probably causes it)

I'm looking for a partner in crime (cheesy)

Auto generated profile (lazy and probably dull)

Overtly sexual profiles (is that all you are?)

Topless male pics (is that all you are?)

Sunglasses pics (hiding face)

Hat pics (hiding hair)

Pics of just face and no body within the same pic (hiding overall body shape)

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duncs_2000 - 31 May, 2024 - 02:59PM

I am trying to find the profiles that don't feel fake. They all seem to have the same structure. I look for something which is clearly individual. I have re-written mine to try and help the reader know me - and know what I am looking for. I know that some people struggle to write well but a personal statement is much better than "so where do I start?" or "I'd love to tell you about myself" - I presume these are generated when the user is setup?
Profiles are important because I want to use them to start a conversation - much more engaging than just a "hello, how are you?"

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1408586 - 31 May, 2024 - 02:25PM

Magic Mouse

I have DD and a size 8. And let me tell you at my size they ain’t big!!!

If men want big boobies they need to realise they come with a few extra pounds in other places too. Which is exactly what the ‘curvy’ description perfectly suggests

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Paula99 - 31 May, 2024 - 01:44PM

Magic mouse 🐭….

So you are not a fan of BBW then ….😂😂😂

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MagicMouse321 - 31 May, 2024 - 01:22PM

"Curvy".

It has too wider (pardon the pun) boundaries.

There's DD curvy and there's 20 stone curvy.

....and the only images are headshots.

Just be yourself and the truth shall set you free (and not waste your time).

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HappyJoe46 - 31 May, 2024 - 12:59PM

Somebody who goes on about how much money they want spent on them is a massive red flag

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EmnEm123 - 31 May, 2024 - 12:49PM

Any man who describes himself as "sensual".

I don't know why but that word leaves me cold!

HedgeFundLondon - 31 May, 2024 - 11:11AM

For me it’s too much rambling text on a profile, which often leads me into thinking they might be hard work.