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The Bell Pepper Code

I was chatting with a friend about how we all should come up with a fun, low-key way to signal to others that we’re... how shall we say, open to meeting someone new in public?

So, what if we start a secret code in the most mundane place of all – THE SUPERMARKET. It’s perfect! No one would ever suspect that your weekly food shop could lead to something a lot more... sizzling. 🛒

Here’s the deal: If you’re at the supermarket, feeling adventurous and maybe not quite as satisfied at home as you should be, you simply put TWO BELL PEPPERS in your trolley/basket BUT the stems have to be facing downward. That’s the key… It’s like a secret handshake, but with veg.

Think about it. You’re casually browsing the aisles, and suddenly you spot someone with the telltale peppers in their basket. Your eyes meet. There’s a knowing glance. An instant connection, all thanks to a couple of peppers. 

What do we reckon? Secret meets in Tescos? 😏

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Paula99 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 01:33PM

Recommended play list for ‘up the aisle at Tesco’..

I heard it through the grape vine…

Yes we have no bananas…

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts….

One bad apple…

Peach Fuzz…

Strawberry Swing…

Passion Fruit…

Cherry Cherry…

Grow a pear…

Pineapple crush …

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Aaura1 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 01:28PM

Shaun123987

I’m saving those for “Shopping List” part two lol 😂😝😉.
Oops… spoilers 😉😝.

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Paula99 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 01:02PM

Enigma …

Well done …so funny 🤣

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Shaun123987 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 12:51PM

And the clotted cream

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ExoticOrchid - 16 Oct, 2024 - 09:20AM

E.. - 09:09AM

Ahhh yes ... gotcha! 👍😉

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Enigma.. - 16 Oct, 2024 - 09:09AM

@ExoticOrchid

Deliberately missed the pineapple out 🍍.

I’ll leave that for those with (coughs) more liberal tastes 😂😉😏.

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ExoticOrchid - 16 Oct, 2024 - 09:03AM

E.. - 07:40AM

You forgot the pineapple 🍍... 🤔😉


Enigma.. - 16 Oct, 2024 - 07:40AM

Shopping list…

Bottle of wine (neck of the bottle facing up)
Two bell peppers (stalks down)
One large cucumber (facing up)
Two melons (facing up)
Salami sausage (facing up)
A couple of peaches (this side up 🍑)
One aubergine (facing up🍆)
One slim French baguette (facing up)
Couple of bananas (facing up 🍌)
Cherries (🍒)

Yes… I think that should get the message across 😂😉😃😝

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Secrets&Desires - 16 Oct, 2024 - 12:20AM

🤔


ExoticOrchid - 15 Oct, 2024 - 06:52PM

🙄🙄🙄

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