The Bell Pepper Code
I was chatting with a friend about how we all should come up with a fun, low-key way to signal to others that we’re... how shall we say, open to meeting someone new in public?
So, what if we start a secret code in the most mundane place of all – THE SUPERMARKET. It’s perfect! No one would ever suspect that your weekly food shop could lead to something a lot more... sizzling. 🛒
Here’s the deal: If you’re at the supermarket, feeling adventurous and maybe not quite as satisfied at home as you should be, you simply put TWO BELL PEPPERS in your trolley/basket BUT the stems have to be facing downward. That’s the key… It’s like a secret handshake, but with veg.
Think about it. You’re casually browsing the aisles, and suddenly you spot someone with the telltale peppers in their basket. Your eyes meet. There’s a knowing glance. An instant connection, all thanks to a couple of peppers.
What do we reckon? Secret meets in Tescos? 😏
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marklondonengland - 10 Oct, 2024 - 02:44PM
This sounds more like the bell end code
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James10bt - 10 Oct, 2024 - 02:02PM
@forgottentimes that’s probably because you take too long, he probably prefers a quick in and out 😂
forgottentimes - 10 Oct, 2024 - 01:06PM
my husband never ever comes with me to the supermarket, it's like he's allergic, so actually this would work perfectly for me! see you in the frozen aisle peeps!
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fruitystrawberry - 10 Oct, 2024 - 12:39PM
This could make my food shop WAY more interesting. Upside down peppers it is! 😂 Definitely going to try this out.
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InspiredBy - 09 Oct, 2024 - 11:39PM
@ Martha's little secret
It works for them because they have better fruit.
FromRoss - 09 Oct, 2024 - 07:19PM
It’s a really fun idea.
The problem is what happens when one party doesn’t fancy the other, it get awkward when someone is hounding you in a public place.
MoonMoon - 09 Oct, 2024 - 07:07PM
Maybe we need to choose a specific part in a supermarket to wander off to when you've picked up your two peppers because otherwise it'd be too hard. Frozen aisles?
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DanielBrown1983 - 09 Oct, 2024 - 06:32PM
But what if you get horny in the supermarket.. clean up on aisle 5 😈
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