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SmartiesHaveTheAnswer

57, London

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Married, Cuddly body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  IT/Communications
Education:  Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour:  Blue
Hair Colour:  White / Grey
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 35 and 59

Star Sign: Capricorn
Last Active: Waiting for Mrs Right

About Me:

The end of lockdown is nigh. Woo hoo. Time to eat, drink, and be merry. Oh, and flirt. Eat, drink, be merry and flirt. Can't have flirting without kissing. Mmmm, kissing. It's been too long. Right, time to eat drink, be merry, flirt, and kiss. Which hopefully will lead to some grown-up fun. Okay, finally got there. Time to eat, drink, be merry, flirt, kiss, and completely misbehave.

Hmmm, appearance. Yup, definitely got one. Very short, almost shaved hair. The blue eyes are always seen through glasses.
Clothing style - as casual as I can get away with. Jeans/chinos and casual shirts are the default. Suited and booted is a rarity.

Interests – who knows anymore after the year we’ve just had. Getting out and about, and enjoying pubs and restaurants will be a good start. Anything else will be a bonus.

Random stuff. Fav film – Grosse Pointe Blank. Fav CD – “Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too” by the New Radicals. Love fish and chips at the sea side. Scones have to have the jam put on first – cream on first is just wrong.

Still got the North East accent after many, many years "down south"

Ideal Partner:

I love the frisson that comes with having an affair with someone who is in a relationship. The secret messages, the quick phone calls. The planning and the illicit meetings. The excitement that comes with extending each other’s boundaries. While a lot of men can be happy with NSA fun, it's a lot more fun to have more. To find the limits. To tease, to enjoy. To take the time to find the likes and dislikes of each other.

I work in Central London (well, will do, some days a week, at some point) so someone who is around there at least occasionally would be nice - do like the idea of "quick drinks after work with colleagues" occasionally . . .

What else ? There are a couple things that will get you extra Brownie points, but none of them are essential (just the icing on th e cake, if you like). Being married - if we're going to be illicit, might as well do it properly. Curvy - mmm, curves.

Smokers / vapers ? Sorry, not for me.

I do like good spelling, doesn't have to be perfect, but no text speak please.

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Hiking / Camping, Cycling, Ice / Snow Sports, Tennis / Racket Sports, Computers / Internet, Water Sports, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation, Cooking, Food and Wine

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