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1377030 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:02PM

“Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.”

GarminGPS - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:02PM

This social distancing isn’t hard, especially for married people.....they’ve been doing it for years 🤣

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MaharajaMac - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:01PM

Let me unlock your passions during the lockdown

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GarminGPS - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:59AM

We all love our NHS and everything they do...but we equally need our own version of NHS...the Nationwide Humping Service...lockdown has created a throng of needy peeps out there....Pandemic number 2 on the rise

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1335227 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:54AM

Here are two for you

~Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight

~That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes

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1368132 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:52AM

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends in the hope of being able to make them laugh with at least one of them...
No pun in ten did.... 😁

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ExoticOrchid - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:36AM

Have seen this on social media:

"Single male with toilet rolls would like to meet single ladies with hand sanitizer for good clean fun"

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Benitoboy - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:31AM

Up for covideo chat?

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MaharajaMac - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:27AM

I have a lot of PPE - Pussy Pleasing Equipment

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1365842 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:20AM

I got send this the other day 🙈 "Is yur name Waldo as a gurl like you is hard to find" I was like whats a gurl 😂

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