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Has anyone else been getting lots of corona-inspired chat up lines ! Hit me with your best ones :'D

He whispers seductively...I've got some ultra soft Charmin toilet paper... and I'm saving it especially for someone like you...

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JoshUK9 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:18AM

Providing care and services for the vulnerable beautiful women fearing mental health concerns coming from lack of attention at home.

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Dzsantz - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:15AM

Anyone has space at their house for my to quarantine ? Lol


A fish called wanda - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:10AM

I saw this on Twitter:

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelves.

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JoshUK9 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:08AM

Stay home, play safe?


LongThickJohn - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:01AM

Anyone looking for some quarantainment?

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sussexgirl94 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 10:45AM

“Once this lockdown is over let’s lock-in together” - I wasn’t sure how I felt about it when I first read it and on reading it again I’m still not sure if I like that’s it at least topical? 🙈

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1376110 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 09:08AM

Toilet paper? What's that? I've had to use rizzla papers lol

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1373340 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 06:25AM

Be my quarantine! 😅

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tea_coffee_me_ - 19 Apr, 2020 - 06:02PM

No, what a shame, thats fun :-)

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