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Gormlessoaf - 02 Aug, 2020 - 05:37PM

Oriental angel

How about some love bites on the neck. You walk in with your knickers hanging out of your handbag. Something dribbling down your legs.
Why bother to hide it?

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Lucky One 0001 - 02 Aug, 2020 - 05:28PM

Okay so third ever comment!!!! Be kind and gentle with me 😅
So for me its amazing how all of the sudden I seem to be having problems with tenants, got to go and see them, really don't know how long this is going to take to sort out......

Ladies really you have so many more reasons to slip out for a coffee......of course you have work related but use your imagination......

1. Got to go and get my eye's checked after looking at the monitor for the last 4 months...

2. Got to go and meet my girlfriend for a coffee after she's lost the will to live after being locked up with hubby for 4 months....

I could go on but times limited, you get the idea I'm sure....
So I don't think now there's any reason not to meet for at least an exploratory coffee....
Jx

1387952 - 02 Aug, 2020 - 04:24PM

A serious question:
if he was working at home I can nip out for a coffee/lunch and a natter and say I was meeting a friend etc but for those who are sneaking out for more than just a clothes-on date, how do you explain that away?

If I'm having sex I want it for hours; get hot and sweaty, stinking of each others bodies. Hot flushed skin, light scratching, slap marks, lips slightly swollen from passionate kissing, pupils dilated from all the endorphins, cum breath...

So, how do you hide all that away?

Shower in the hotel? So you get home smelling of a shower gel/soap that's not recognisable to your usual scent?

I'm genuinely curious as to how you conduct a sexual meet without your other half noticing when they're working at home.

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1399790 - 02 Aug, 2020 - 02:23PM

It's funny reading the comments... How do people find the time for a fling. One excuse was going to get some milk, guess that was sarcasm. Guess I'm lucky, I worked an oncall for work so could say we are re-trialing it again. People could say they are joining a new fitness class then going for a coffee later.

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secret encounter - 31 Jul, 2020 - 06:05PM

Always made sure I have time to myself, even during lockdown. Just a little tweak here and there to descriptions and have all the time I need.

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Relaxed Vibes - 31 Jul, 2020 - 03:18PM

ExoticOrchid - 31 Jul, 2020 - 01:09PM

You’re so right, a lot of men appear to want an affair but haven’t thought through exactly how they’ll conduct one. A couple of hours once a month isn’t enough for me!

Thank goodness I have an element of freedom, not just for an ie but generally. I’d hate to feel so constrained and have to explain my every move.

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ExoticOrchid - 31 Jul, 2020 - 01:09PM

If you are so closely watched at home that you can't even go out by yourself for a few hours whilst WFH without an eleborate excuse, how on earth are you going to carry on an affair later???

Surely you are all adults who can do things by yourself within reason ... just because you are married doesn't mean you have to be joined at the hip 24/7!

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1117169 - 31 Jul, 2020 - 12:58PM

@tallamazonwoman

Your advice is appreciated, but your suggested excuses for absence are unlikely to be credible, plausible or repeatable in the longer term unfortunately, and what kind of affair is possible within the time it takes to pop to the shops for a pint of milk?

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tallamazonwoman - 31 Jul, 2020 - 06:10AM

Other excuse - you going to see family/ friend .. Friend needs help ????? / or advice ??? chat-up - meet up . You need to check up on family member - do their grocery shopping,. You need to attend and interview , register with recruitment job agency, go to local garden store /grocery store - long Q - 2 meter distance took up a lot of your time - Q was very long.... You had car problems - you had to stop to get it checked out,You got medical condition - you off to see your GP - or to go A&E ? you going shopping for yourself to check out some new suit, clothing , shoes, jacket. You going to get your eyes tested - you getting lots of headaches coz you on zoom platform a lot - and to check out some eye glasses, blah blah.

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tallamazonwoman - 31 Jul, 2020 - 06:03AM

=I am SINGLE BY CHOICE so no worries there, but one thing you could do is say hun, l am going to do the grocery shopping or you just noticed you have run out out of a few items or you going garden shopping, if you have pets then - you say you are going to get something for the pet /or look around the pet shop - or say err, l think l may go check out some new cars at the local car shop or if you have a car problem.. you think something up with the car .. you need some professional advice , get it checked out ..Further more start exchanging chats with your partner saying - Boris told everyone to get fit. l am going out walking - first week for 30mins - 1 hour to test your partners reaction to your new found hobby., ,take up running, 1-3 hours, get home , talk about how its made you feel....repeat this 2-3 times over the next week/s and stay out longer . ensure your hook up' are local to start with, or say computer/mobile something wrong need advice /repairs excuse as well.

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