Comments (63)

1429665 - 07 Jan, 2021 - 10:07PM

The difference between a G spot and a golf ball,
A man will actually search for the golf ball..


*How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?,, It's not Hard!

*What do you call a man who doesn't masturbate?
A liar

1372703 - 05 Jan, 2021 - 11:19AM

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?

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1373422 - 31 Dec, 2020 - 04:36PM

Happy New Tier everyone!

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1178883 - 30 Dec, 2020 - 11:07PM

My mate told me he's thinking about leaving his wife because she hasn't talked to him for the last 2 months.

I replied, "Don't be too fucking hasty. Women like that are hard to find!"

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1178883 - 30 Dec, 2020 - 11:03PM

Feeling horny, I phoned the wife for some hot phone sex.
"Tell me if you're wearing any knickers," I said.
"Actually, I'm not." she replied.
"Ooh you mucky little minx. What are you doing?" I asked provocatively.
"Having a shit, " wasn't really the answer I was looking for!

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Connorsullivan - 30 Dec, 2020 - 08:10PM

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Flameon89 - 30 Dec, 2020 - 02:57PM

What’s a lesbien and a mechanic got in common





Snap on tools

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welshwolf76 - 30 Dec, 2020 - 02:26PM

I have been thinking about starting an affair for while, my wife has no interest in sex anymore and it has been 8 years since we last had any intimacy, but I can't seem to find anyone local to me that wants to take chance.

1178883 - 30 Dec, 2020 - 01:03PM

I was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "That's my husband! Quick try the back door!"

Thinking back, I should have really legged it, but you don't get invites like that every day!

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RumplesBear - 30 Dec, 2020 - 09:54AM

Did you know the best contraceptive for old people is nudity?