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Mysterious 3.0 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 05:56PM

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa....

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Mysterious 3.0 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 05:55PM

Q - How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A - Only one, but the light bulb has to want to changes.....

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ExoticOrchid - 23 Dec, 2020 - 04:18PM

AIRGASM: The intense pleasure of feeling the air on your face after taking off your mask.

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ExoticOrchid - 23 Dec, 2020 - 04:16PM

Wife: "Did I get fat during quarantine?"
Husband: "You weren't really skinny to begin with."

Time of Death: 11pm
Cause: COVID

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1382603 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 03:36PM

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic who wondered if there was a dog?

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1382603 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 03:35PM

Woof woof

Who's there?

Woof, woof, woof.

Woof woof woof who?

Well a dog obviously otherwise I'd have knocked!

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1417860 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 01:17PM

A threesome? .. If I wanted to disappoint two other people in the same room I'd just have dinner with my parents.

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Kismet - 23 Dec, 2020 - 10:46AM

I guess now that we're all quarantined.. we're stuck making inside jokes!

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1178883 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 09:30AM

BREAKING: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into Tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families...

Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically!

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1100888 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 09:26AM

In English class the pupils were taught that a good story should contain religion, sex and mystery and were tasked to submit an essay.

Young Jane always one to put in the least effort wrote.

Oh my god, Jesus Christ, I'm pregnant, who did it!

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