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1389672 - 24 Dec, 2020 - 06:53PM

Q: Alexa what’s the weather going to be like this weekend?

Alexa: Why, where the f’ck do you think you’re going?

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Whitman - 24 Dec, 2020 - 06:32PM

Morning all, just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health!
These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random shit and send it on.
So, after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2020!
You are the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for.
Best wishes, Helen

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1354963 - 24 Dec, 2020 - 05:37PM

How do you piss your wife off whilst having sex?
Phone her up

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1354963 - 24 Dec, 2020 - 05:36PM

The wife said she wanted to see Jerry springer live for her birthday, so I got her sister pregnant. We’re on next Wednesday

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1354963 - 24 Dec, 2020 - 05:33PM

During the Middle Ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.
Does anyone know if anything is planned after this one?
Asking for a friend

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295157 - 24 Dec, 2020 - 04:19PM

-This dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- A cross eyed teacher lost his job because he could not control his pupils.
-Next year all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix the two as you did last year

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1178883 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 11:14PM

I'm going to start a dildo repair service when lockdown /tier 4 is over, and I'm going to call it "Inspect Her Gadget"...

I will be available for house calls too!

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1382603 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 07:26PM

We're stating up to see in the new tier.

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1117169 - 23 Dec, 2020 - 07:22PM

I knew the lockdown would end in tiers

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Whitman - 23 Dec, 2020 - 06:05PM

My partner told me: “Sex is better on holiday.”
That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive....

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