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Couplepls - 07 Aug, 2021 - 11:13PM

Actually, tell him as a funny incident and ask for his advice! That would tell you and maybe very nicely surprised you too. Your tanning incident may help clear that first awkward few minutes when you do meet.

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1468129 - 07 Aug, 2021 - 01:59PM

Hey, fake tan shouldn't matter to him, even if you want intimacy, if he does turn you down just let me know, he's a fool!

1463105 - 27 Jul, 2021 - 10:38PM

Just go for it

Raisondetre - 27 Jul, 2021 - 01:18PM

Dyeing to know how it went? DO TELL!

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Raisondetre - 27 Jul, 2021 - 12:15PM

Haha thats so funny. Exfoliate and moisturise! He wont care. Make a joke ofit!

Sigmaguy - 27 Jul, 2021 - 10:37AM

OMG! You've been tango'd!

Turning up like an Umpa lumpa will probably be a great ice breaker, so I'd go... I think your date will find it cute.. I would. If he doesn't then he's a boring sod and you'll be better off without him...

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1447655 - 26 Jul, 2021 - 09:29PM

@Teresa Di Vicenzo

Huge red slap mark on my arse...didn't even bat an eye!

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Teresa di Vicenzo - 26 Jul, 2021 - 08:53PM

Now or never - 26 Jul, 2021 - 03:48PM

Mine wouldn’t. I guarantee!! That’s why I came here!

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1464655 - 26 Jul, 2021 - 03:48PM

Did your husband not comment when he looked across the breakfast table to see a Trump shaded spouse staring back. I think even the most inattentive partner might notice something was amiss

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1458849 - 26 Jul, 2021 - 11:33AM

Your date may have taken too much viagra and turned blue , smurf and an umpa lumpa , wonder what kids would look like ?

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