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1468129 - 07 Aug, 2021 - 01:59PM

Hey, fake tan shouldn't matter to him, even if you want intimacy, if he does turn you down just let me know, he's a fool!

1463105 - 27 Jul, 2021 - 10:38PM

Just go for it

Raisondetre - 27 Jul, 2021 - 01:18PM

Dyeing to know how it went? DO TELL!

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Raisondetre - 27 Jul, 2021 - 12:15PM

Haha thats so funny. Exfoliate and moisturise! He wont care. Make a joke ofit!

Sigmaguy - 27 Jul, 2021 - 10:37AM

OMG! You've been tango'd!

Turning up like an Umpa lumpa will probably be a great ice breaker, so I'd go... I think your date will find it cute.. I would. If he doesn't then he's a boring sod and you'll be better off without him...

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1447655 - 26 Jul, 2021 - 09:29PM

@Teresa Di Vicenzo

Huge red slap mark on my arse...didn't even bat an eye!

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Teresa di Vicenzo - 26 Jul, 2021 - 08:53PM

Now or never - 26 Jul, 2021 - 03:48PM

Mine wouldn’t. I guarantee!! That’s why I came here!

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1464655 - 26 Jul, 2021 - 03:48PM

Did your husband not comment when he looked across the breakfast table to see a Trump shaded spouse staring back. I think even the most inattentive partner might notice something was amiss

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1458849 - 26 Jul, 2021 - 11:33AM

Your date may have taken too much viagra and turned blue , smurf and an umpa lumpa , wonder what kids would look like ?

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1100888 - 25 Jul, 2021 - 04:30PM

The fun you can have trying to wash it off together in the showe 😂