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What are the best chat up lines?

Hi,

I'm new here and I'm torn between sending a catchy chat up line or something a bit more personal. Any advice which works best? 

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Funguy77 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:21PM

lol I hear that more times than you know 🤦😂

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EmnEm123 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:19PM

Funguy77

You really let yourself down there. 😂

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Funguy77 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:17PM

Or maybe

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you one reason to come over — me.


😂


Funguy77 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:14PM

Em223

I’m starting to think I’m the comic relief of this form
For instance

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to skip the small talk and get straight to the bad decisions?


EmnEm123 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:09PM

Funguy77

That would be a good opening message

I was thinking about messaging you, I might do it later? 😁

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Funguy77 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:04PM

I’m very very tempted to be sarcastic 🙃 about this one
I’ll think about it later

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Alexideneuve - 15 Apr, 2025 - 08:20PM

Just started the conversation


SirrahNek - 15 Apr, 2025 - 05:31PM

Marklondonengland

Given the breadth of human experience, why are there only seven basic narrative structures? Why do I always feel compelled to talk about the three subjects that must always be avoided when in polite company?

I suspect that, given the variety of people here, there are a similarly diverse range of openers. Also depending on the mood - and the result that you’re trying to achieve.

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EmnEm123 - 15 Apr, 2025 - 01:44PM

marklondonengland

Suggest some new ones?

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marklondonengland - 15 Apr, 2025 - 01:03PM

Given the range of subjects and experiences here, why does this forum only seem to have half a dozen talking points?

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