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Son Of Loki - 24 Nov, 2023 - 06:39PM

Eliza Boo

How did a bloke resembling a King Edward persuade you to meet for supper?

Son Of Loki - 24 Nov, 2023 - 06:30PM

Bobbie


‘Dead right’

Who are you chatting to, is Mother calling from the loft?

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1575033 - 24 Nov, 2023 - 01:31PM

Authors message.... I am always happy to meet an IE,s hubby, always have been, entertain him even but this scene more likely on Swing sites.

1575033 - 24 Nov, 2023 - 01:25PM

Dead Right , exactly what I was trying to say.

1575033 - 24 Nov, 2023 - 01:23PM

For some reason I never go straight home, always some errand to separate the IE activity,
from home, never go from one bed to another that's disrespectful.

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1575033 - 24 Nov, 2023 - 01:18PM

I suggest an IE is to enhance not fix or replace, if its that bad start again, its only sex in the main.

1575033 - 24 Nov, 2023 - 01:13PM

Cheating ( the Americanism) is not what an IE generally is, more of a compartmentalised
relationship that provides what's missing elsewhere, very unlikely to be walks on a beach and weekends away, more good company and good sex without family baggage, recreational.
Best if your lifestyle permits minimum secrecy and no lies otherwise its ridiculously hard work and dangerous.

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1447655 - 24 Nov, 2023 - 12:55PM

LadyDe...

'Mousecock' is detailed on another thread somewhere, further down. The jaw, yeah. Have had to have a lot of therapy for that and a £600 splint.

It's all horribly true. Got to be a book at some point. I started scripting up a t.v series starting Sharon Horgan and Stephen Mangan. It's so bad it's actually funny, hey?!

And there's other stuff I can't even put here because it's just a bit tragic and sad really. But I've got good people to see me through, that's for sure, and I love them muchly. They know who they are. Xxx

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LadyDe - 24 Nov, 2023 - 12:36PM

@ Eliza Boo

Omg this list is hilarious, I assume all true. I don’t know wether to console you or pat you on the back … wow life’s experiences 😂
I feel that me need info on the dislocated jaw and mouse cock though 🤭

1447655 - 24 Nov, 2023 - 09:47AM

My advice to those just starting is move to London and the surround and have a robust filtering system. Messages, telephone call, video.That gives you your best chance. My I.E experience however:

- Lawyer with no front teeth
- Potato man with heart stent, fell asleep.
- Paranoid POW.
- The man who dislocated my jaw.
- Mouse Cock
- Mr Wolf (liked to wear women's lingerie.)
- An Anesthetist who put me to sleep.
- A guy who I went to school with.
- The man who turned out to be a friend's husband.
- The Racist.
- 10 years older with a watery eye.
- 15 years older and 4 inches shorter, in sneakers.
- Man who walked like long John Silver.
- The writer too scared to meet but who messaged for months.
- The man with more drama than Mariah Carey and Britney Spears put together.
- Guy with sweaty hands who wouldn't let go.
- Guy who fucks dudes.
- Gnome.
- Turned up drunk.
- Ghost

And that's only the ones who met and that I remember off the top of my head!

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